Blah....saturday lecture again.... dry lecture man....
BUT HOR.....
The lecturer dressed exceptionally smart today! Normally he will wear those uncle type of shirt, but today he wore long sleeved shirt. Hmmm....
And 1st time he cracked a stupid joke.
"Class, now I would like to tell you all a stupid joke. Perhaps it's not as funny as what Mr. Nageb can do (Mr. Nageb is my ICP lecturer and that one also damn funny)."
*sniggerings in the room*
"Ok.... There's this Mr.Noris who is an introvert and hardly socialise with people. So, you can say that he knew nothing outside the world. One day, he and his wife had a cocktail party. Obviously it's his wife's invitation and drag him along. There's this prominent fat lady , call her Mrs.Fatty. She was talking to a group of people which includes Mr and Mrs Noris. She was telling them about a symphonic concert she attended recently and praised the lovely pieces of Beethoven and Chopin. Then she turned to Mr.Noris and asked him which of the 2 he likes. Mr.Noris did not know about anything about Beethoven and Chopin, neither he knew who they are. So, trying not to lose his face, he bluffed his way through.
Mr.Noris:"Ooooh.... I just met them recently on Bus 168 on the way to Katong"
Silence....
Everyone was staring at Mr.Noris and Mrs Noris was damn embarrassed. If there's a thousand of stares can kill, they could be killed by a couple of times.
They hailed a cab and went home. In the cab, Mrs.Noris blew up and scolded Mr.Noris.
Mrs.Noris:"Just now, you are so embarrassing you know?"
Mr.Noris: (Being those blur blur type) "Huh? What happen?"
Mrs Noris:" Everyone knows that Bus 168 doesn't go to Katong"
*laughter filled up the whole lecture room*
End of the joke."
Lame right????
( Chopin has been replaced since I don't know how to spell the other one what cha-vos-ki)
BUT HOR.....
The lecturer dressed exceptionally smart today! Normally he will wear those uncle type of shirt, but today he wore long sleeved shirt. Hmmm....
And 1st time he cracked a stupid joke.
"Class, now I would like to tell you all a stupid joke. Perhaps it's not as funny as what Mr. Nageb can do (Mr. Nageb is my ICP lecturer and that one also damn funny)."
*sniggerings in the room*
"Ok.... There's this Mr.Noris who is an introvert and hardly socialise with people. So, you can say that he knew nothing outside the world. One day, he and his wife had a cocktail party. Obviously it's his wife's invitation and drag him along. There's this prominent fat lady , call her Mrs.Fatty. She was talking to a group of people which includes Mr and Mrs Noris. She was telling them about a symphonic concert she attended recently and praised the lovely pieces of Beethoven and Chopin. Then she turned to Mr.Noris and asked him which of the 2 he likes. Mr.Noris did not know about anything about Beethoven and Chopin, neither he knew who they are. So, trying not to lose his face, he bluffed his way through.
Mr.Noris:"Ooooh.... I just met them recently on Bus 168 on the way to Katong"
Silence....
Everyone was staring at Mr.Noris and Mrs Noris was damn embarrassed. If there's a thousand of stares can kill, they could be killed by a couple of times.
They hailed a cab and went home. In the cab, Mrs.Noris blew up and scolded Mr.Noris.
Mrs.Noris:"Just now, you are so embarrassing you know?"
Mr.Noris: (Being those blur blur type) "Huh? What happen?"
Mrs Noris:" Everyone knows that Bus 168 doesn't go to Katong"
*laughter filled up the whole lecture room*
End of the joke."
Lame right????
( Chopin has been replaced since I don't know how to spell the other one what cha-vos-ki)
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