I should be or by RIGHT feeling happy right now cos I'd been resting for a week b4 I start all those tuitioning and back to school, burying myself into piles of notes! BUT WTF!!! I'm been angered by those unreasonable morsels (or rather the hate-able MCP aka ugly creature which i nicknamed as) Don't think I'm afraid that this 'particle' will read my blog... who cares?! ::roll eyes:: It's so unlucky to be angry on the first day of NEW YEAR! Hey hey who will 'shoot' people on New year day??? Even the evil and mean ME also won't want to spoil people's mood by saying all those stuff right? What the Hell he going to 'shoot' me? And of course I'd attained the highest level of 'shooting' and now people angered me I of course gotta 'show-off' some of my skills! I'm not LANG DE XU MING! NOW Let me tell the long long story...
It all started by my question:
Me: So, how's your studies? What you studying now? (Well, it's a FAQ for New year rite?)
Ugly Creature: Dunno...
Me: Huh? What dunno? U dunno what U studying?
Ugly Creature: ... (Well, he simply ignored my question,stood up from the sofa and walked away)
Me: ??? ( Act blur to hide my embarrassment)
***I'm kind enough not to force people to tell me and not having the below rebut:
Me: So, how's your studies? What you studying now? (Well, it's a FAQ for New year rite?)
Ugly Creature: Dunno...
Me: Huh? What dunno? U dunno what U studying?
Ugly Creature: ... (Well, he simply ignored my question,stood up from the sofa and walked away)
Me: Hey hey come back! U are so damn rude to ignore people k... As a senior U should set good example rite? How can u just simply walk away? So are U going to wait till 2006 CNY then tell me your answer?
Ugly Creature: FUC* U (I know he will say this!)
Ok... Actually when he walked away, I simply put my attention to my another cousin who is more nicer than the incorrigible ugly creature. Though this cousin looks cooler (oh he looks like TORO! Neh that 1 who left ENERGY) but when U talked to him, he will answer you politely. What's more this guy here is younger than me! Even a younger cousin can set good example , however a 26 talk-cock morsel can't! What a pathetic 'particle'?! (oh did I just say 26? Tsk tsk tsk) By the way... actually I wanted to place his photo here... but ha... I don't want him to pollute my blog!
Alright... his ignore didn't lit up the anger within me. It's when he started his cock-a-bull theory about kids being tall or short. He's trying to show off how much he know and explaining to my auntie his theory of 'positive' and 'negative'. For example, if the father is tall and mother is short, the kid will be medium. If the father and mother were short, their kid will also be short and vice versa. If you explain in this way, all of them could understand! But you say positive + negative = negative and positive + positive= positive WHO will understand? Well that's why one of my auntie don't! So he asked my auntie how much she scored for her O level Math. My uncle said she don't have O level standard... uh huh! See? Shoot people liao..... in front of all people... I really can't tolerate his talking cock behaviour anymore! WTF! Here I go...
Me: Oh.. so how about U? How much did U score then?
Ugly Creature: Math? 3 ( As in B3)
Me: Oh really?! I scored 1 ! A1! And U simply have no skills in explaining... hahahaha
Ugly Creature: (Face Colour turned almost like Justice Bao) So? It's about practical and theory... and blah blah blah... which I just turned away and talked to my other aunties (serves him right!)
*** So how do you judge this? And for your info he took his O levels twice. Talking about his theory and bring practical... I see no link in this conversation! Well... there are more on this topic
In the kitchen where he's talking cock to my 3 younger female cousins who are aged 16,15,13 respectively.
Ugly Creature: So you doing O levels this year, where do u want to go after that?
Cousin 16: Poly
**At this moment Cousin 15 and Cousin 13 went into the living room
Ugly Creature: Yes Poly is very good! (Cos he's from Poly and indirectly saying me not good cos I'm not from Poly)
Me: Oh poly... ok what course do U intend to take?
Cousin 16: Mass Communication!
Me: (Nod nod...) mass comm hmmm gd... what's your grade for English?
Cousin 16: C5 (and shake her head)
**Before I could say anything to encourage her or giving her some advice....
Ugly Creature: Hey... See SHOW HER! Prove to her that U can get in!
Me: (Blood boils) What? Did I say anything? Did I despise her in any way?
Ugly Creature: (showing his palm to me) Aiya... aiya...
Me: Aiya what? Say lah! Did I?
Ugly Creature: ...
My Bro: Relax....
***Judge this?! KNS! Oh please... If I wanna to say anything nasty I would just ask my cousin 16 to go JC instead right? Not because I wanna condemn poly but to spite that silly brainless 26 years old ugly creature!!!! I just stomped off to avoid seeing the KNS face of that creature! Well according to my bro... he said that that Ugly Creature said that I gave him attitude and refused to chat with me from then onwards... well... who wants to talk cock with him?
At the mahjong table...
(featuring Me, my mama, my bro and the hate-able Ugly Creature)
Me: Wah lao.... say I can't gamble money wan... sure lose money de.... and I'm a newbie to mahjong....
Bro: Okok... later if I win, I share the winnings with you half OK?
Mama: Hahaha..... (Duhz... she keeps winning mah chey....)
Ugly Creature: If u scare to lose money don't play....
Me: Who says play mahjong gotta play money wan? And I'm not afraid to lose but not $$$! (Alright you may think I'm a born loser but no lor.... I just don't want to gamble I just wanna play!)
Ugly Creature: (Started to suan me again!) Eh.. you 2 should go watch The Apprentice! It's about a group of University students and a group of non-Uni students how they do biz. And see how practical VS theory.
Bro: ...
Me: (roll eyes)
Ugly creature: Not the current 1 go www.nbc.com to watch
Me and Bro: ...
***Hey hey... he never die b4 izzit? What University students? Shooting me again lor! He so damn clever just go University and get a double degree lah! I don't mind he use the degree to throw on my face! Cos I'm not studying double degree.... and who is he to shoot me like that? WTF lor! I'm damn angry when I was on my way home with my papa mama and bro. I was rattling like machine gun telling them how suaning he was and making me so damn fuc*ing angry on the first day of new year!
The next day, my bro received a sms from him asking me dunno do what lah I just ignore.... see now I also dunno what he asking for and BEST I didn't tell him that I changed my mobile number and he shall continue sms-ing to the not-in-use number.... heck care.... all his smses are RUBBISH!
To whom is concerned:
Just in case you are reading this blog and now is panting with anger, now you know how angry I am. I'm just letting out my anger here and not afraid that U will know about this. I did not mention your name or reveal any of your photos so don't say that I have ruined your reputation or whatsoever (but oh do U have reputation 1st?) If in any way that U are being offended, hello~ I'm just stating the facts and will not apologise to you even you go complaining to your mama or my mama... It would help you in any way. Even my mama know that I'm a Tie Shi Xin Chang person and will never ever say a Sorry to a person whom I think not worth to do it. Oh don't be angry... you are older than me.... should forgive your juniors right? Ha... well I don't need your forgiveness. Just bear in mind!!! Set a good example and PLEASE GROW UP!
Saturday, February 12, 2005
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